December 28, 2005

And now some late breaking news about a possible air disaster. We’ve received reports that a passenger jet’s cargo door indicator light is on – If this is the case, the door could open in mid-flight � causing a massive suction which would rip passengers out of the plane, tearing limbs and scattering body parts over a wide area. Mind you, none of this has happened – But if it does, we’ll bring it to you live …