What I did on my summer vacation: I played golf. I watched Trump News (not Fake News). My approval ratings were tremendous. Huge! The best ever! I played golf. I showed the N. Korean leader who's boss. Loser! I called the governor of Guam and told him he's going to be very famous (not as famous of me, of course). Tourism will explode for him. I played golf. I made the best statement about Charlottesville. I saw many sides. I fired Bannon (he came on my campaign very late, you know). I played golf. I got the Justice Dept. to watch the Lefties who protested my Inaugural (where I had the most amazing crowds. The biggest). I tweeted. I played golf.