Mo. Conservative Chic. A Washington, DC Fashion Show. Accessorize with a wraparound Fire-Resistant Flag … Reversible to the 1st Amendment for those nasty Campaign Finance debates. So simplistic! So All-American! So overdone. Add a Puritan Hat for that "Thrice-divorced" look. Retro Always Right, Always Regressive. When you need something to throw on for that Quick Dash to the Market ... So Rigid! So Restrictive! Fundamentalism Chic. So depressing.