Memorandum. Environmental Protection Agency. United States. Subject: Business/first class travel when protecting the EPA administrator. From: Scott Pruitt To: Travel Coordinator. I am requesting to be strategically seated in business and/or first class setting when on (wink wink) official travel. I have observed lashing out from passengers exercising their first amendment rights telling me what an unethical polluting swamp monster I am while I am seated in coach. Therefore, I believe continued use of coach seats would expose me to ridicule and scorn from the peons I am supposed to serve and therefore ask to be ungraded to business or first class accommodations.