Once upon a time, We were doing great. I was a ratings hit. A huge stock market. Then we were attacked by an invisible enemy. It came out of nowhere. No one saw it coming. No one ever heard of this. Lots of people thought it would go away in April. It gets warmer in April. Testing, masks, ventilators - We made great decisions. No one's done what we've done. I answered lots of nasty, snarky questions. 100,000-200,000 died and we lived happily ever after. So much winning! Coronavirus fairy tales.