Trickster Elixir. At the end of the day he still considers himself to be in the hospitality business. Mick Mulvaney acting Chief of Staff.
No caption (Donald Trump’s head is a dynamite detonator. A grenade with the face of Rudy Giuliani is in his pocket.
It’s just another Meatless Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause that’s my bun day. My I don’t have to shun day. It’s just another Meatless Monday. Eating less meat is better for the environment.
Ha! The lamestream media reported that Trump was wrong when he said the hurricane was going to hit Alabama. When in fact Trump was right all along! It’s fake news!! I’m going to write a letter to all the fake news editorals … with my autographed Trump pen!! Which she bought at the Trump Store for $15.00. The same pen without a signature goes for under $2.00 in any office supply store. Stupid is as stupid does.
What I did on my summer vacation. 1. Threw out red meat and racist rants. 2. Used the office of the presidency to promote Trump properties. 3. Attacked the free press and complained that they’re not my personal PR firm. 4. Threatened to sue former White House employees if they say nasty things about me. 5. Blamed everyone except me for bad economic news. 6. Rage tweeted. 7. $$$
I don’t do things for political reasons. It will cost me anywhere from 3-5 billion dollars to be president. I don’t care about making money. Sorry, it’s the way I negotiate. It’s done very well for me over the years. I’m an environmentalist. G7.
I’m looking into buying Greenland! I hereby order American companies to stop doing business with China! I am the chosen one!! I feel like we’re in a never-ending tv reality show. Or a horror movie. Mixed Nuts.
No caption (People at an art museum look at an installation of a fish full of plastic hanging from the ceiling).
No caption (Political advisor Stephen Miller hovers over Donald Trumps shoulder. He is dressed as the devil and has a small child hooked on his pitchfork by the neck of the boy’s pajamas).
