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Trump Hotel Greenland.

August 17, 2019

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I was not aware of any potential Russian investor before I blocked a bill that would have stopped the lifting of sanctions by the Trump administration.

August 15, 2019

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Give me your rich, your white, your straight and your women who know their place yearning to breathe free. Cuccinelli.

August 14, 2019

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No caption (Melania Trump hold a baby who looks exactly like her husband).

August 12, 2019

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You’ve been watching those abandoned baby elephant videos again … Sniff sniff.

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Propaganda.

August 9, 2019

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The Consoler in Chief. It’s an invasion. Donny. Pick-a-Tragedy.

August 8, 2019

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Recipe for Gun Madness in America. 1. Start with Americans’ romanticized view of guns. 2. Mix in politicians bought by the gun lobby. $ 3. Add a self-serving president with no moral compass. 4. Vigorously beat together with hundreds of million of guns.

August 6, 2019

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McConnell. (Spelled with guns.)

August 4, 2019

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Trump Merchandise. Make me and my family rich again. Hats. Back scratcher. Rat ears. Enabler. T-shirts. Snow globes. Fox News. Crazy straws. Bobbleheads. Mugs. We the people. Door mats.

August 2, 2019

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Bernie Sanders. Nobody can defend the current health-care system. Amen.

July 31, 2019

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Biden and Booker.

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Pete Buttigieg. We need to take on Trump’s enablers.

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Beto O’Rourke.

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No caption. (Joe Biden is seen with a band-aid on his head after the second Democratic debate.)

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John Delaney.

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Get off coal!! Our house is on fire! Gov. Jay Inslee.

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This is great.

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Kamala Harris. No one is above the law – including the President of the United States.

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Trumpism. Sure, I’ll stand on that. Agenda.

July 30, 2019

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Vote.

July 29, 2019

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What are you looking at?? This is a free country – I can wear whatever I want! You got a problem with that?? Trump. I’m a patriotic American! I was born here! Were you born here? You don’t look like an American!! Why don’t you go back to where you came from?? Poof. Wow. That’s impressive.

July 22, 2019

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Don’t be distracted by the con man. Trump tosses out racist comments to distract and divide. Keep your (eyes) on abuse of power. Obstruction of justice. Mueller report. Profiting from the office of the presidency. Deregulating environmental protections. It’s all about the brand and the Benjamins, baby. Agenda.

July 19, 2019

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What’s your ethnicity? What’s your species?

July 17, 2019

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If Trump took his own advice and went back to where he came from.

July 16, 2019

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I get it. You’re hot. Now, get out of the refrigerator.

July 15, 2019

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No caption (Politicians have holes instead of eyes as a member of Border Patrol talks to them).

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Trump National Doral.

July 10, 2019

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We the People.

July 9, 2019

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I’ll just issue an executive order! Citizenship. Legislative. Judicial.

July 8, 2019

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Equal pay. USA! Equal pay! USA! Equal pay! USA! Equal pay!

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Resist.

July 3, 2019

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! He’s back!! I told you he’d be back! Didn’t I tell you he’d come back?? I knew he still cared! Omg – I have to get ready! Have my hair done … buy a new outfit … Finish reading the Mueller report … I’ve told you before that you’re getting your hopes up.

July 1, 2019

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No caption. (President Donald Trump and North Korea’s Supreme Leader Kim Jung Un shake hands in a photo frame held up by two balloons.)

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“Trump is a phoney.” Bernie Sanders. (Live sketch from June 27, 2019 Democratic debate.)

June 27, 2019

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Senator Bennet. Truth: “Gridlock will not magically disappear as long as Mitch McConnell is here.” (Live sketch from June 27, 2019 Democratic debate.)

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That’s a mischaracterization of what I said. It’s a direct quote. (Live sketch from June 27, 2019 Democratic debate.)

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Biden’s Torch. (Live sketch from June 27, 2019 Democratic debate.)

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Pete Buttigieg. (Live sketch from June 27, 2019 Democratic debate.)

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Beto O’ Rourke. I’m with Bernie on Medicare for all. Senator Elizabeth Warren. (Live sketch for the June 26, 2019 Democratic debate.)

June 26, 2019

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See you in Miami for the Democratic debates. June 26 De Blasio Ryan Castro Booker Warren O’Rourke Klobuchar Gabbard Inslee Delaney. June 27 Williamson Hickenlooper Yang Buttigieg Biden Sanders Harris Gillibrand Bennet Swalwell.

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How quaint – the Democrats think we’re playing the same game Gore. Hillary. Garland. (Something to keep in mind while you watch the Democratic debates.)

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I don’t think we should conduct foreign policy in our bathrobe at 5 o’clock in the morning. Amy Klobuchar. (Live sketch from June 26, 2019 democratic debate.)

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No one had a plan to deal with Mitch McConnell. Ha. (Live sketch from June 26, 2019 Democratic debate.)

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The biggest threat is Donald Trump – Inslee. (Live sketch from June 26, 2019 Democratic debate.)

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No caption (Democratic candidates stand on the back of a donkey as he weighs himself). (Live sketch from June 26, 2019 Democratic debate.)

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Sec. Julian Castro. (Live sketch from June 26, 2019 Democratic debate.)

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You’re not our type.

June 25, 2019

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