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What a great morning! One of those days you’re glad to be alive! Department of Justice. Where law ends tyranny begins. We are soooo screwed …

June 24, 2019

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Wanted. Child abuser.

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If you don’t start impeachment proceedings I see another Trump term and another and another and another and another.

June 19, 2019

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I really don’t care do u? $ T

June 18, 2019

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders just walked in with a group of people. Looks like they’re celebrating hr time as White House Press Secretary … Great job, Sarah. Run for governor. Hey! Arrgg. Give me that!! Hey!

June 17, 2019

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Sure, I’d take dirt from a foreign government.

June 13, 2019

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I assert my divine right Executive privilege.

June 12, 2019

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A Donald Trump National Holiday. 1/2 off all tacky faux gold furnishings. Holiday sales. $$. We the people. Trump fireworks. Official portrait.

June 11, 2019

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Ladies not Happy Hour. Make America Think Again. Nasty Woman. Pay equality. Nevertheless she persisted. Women’s rights. Human rights.

June 10, 2019

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Mitch McConnell and Elaine Chao relax at the pool.

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Nasty Nervous Nancy. Schumer’s a total political jerk. Mueller’s a fool.

June 7, 2019

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If Trump had written an In case of failure letter as General Dwight D. Eisenhower drafted before the D-Day invasion: Our landings in the Cherbourg-Havre area have failed to gain a satisfactory foothold and I have withdrawn the troops, who worked for me a very short time. If any blame or fault attaches to the attempt I knew nothing about it. Donald J Trump.

June 6, 2019

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Former Broward sheriff’s deputy charged with child neglect and culpable negligence over his inaction during Parkland School Shooting. Now do these guys. Thoughts and prayers.

June 5, 2019

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Impeach. I can dream, can’t I? Special Peach daiquiri. ½ off.

June 3, 2019

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Your granddaughter-in-law is nasty.

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If you missed Trump’s presser. They got nothing!! You know who got me elected?? You know who got me elected?? I got me elected!!! Somebody did it because they thought I didn’t like McCain. They were well-meaning. I didn’t know anything about it. I can’t imagine the courts allowing impeachment! Dunce. Staying at Doonbeg is convenient for my business interests.

May 31, 2019

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Oh, we’d fill it.

May 30, 2019

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Mueller report. Read! La la la la la.

May 29, 2019

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Monstrosity. Fake money. One. F.

May 28, 2019

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To do: Grocery shopping. Vacuum. Clean bathroom. Wash windows. Clean out closet. Post office. Take our garbage. Hair cut. Exercise! Laundry. Dr. appt. Feed fish. Call … I don’t know where to begin.

May 27, 2019

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You’ve got to put your name on stuff or no one remembers you. Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.

May 24, 2019

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I’m not coming down until you stop looking into my finances!!

May 22, 2019

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No caption (President Donald Trump sits on a bench as crows land on playground equipment behind him. The image is reminiscent of a scene from the film The Birds).

May 21, 2019

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I’ve told you before that you’ll sleep better without having that drink before bed …

May 20, 2019

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President Trump has engaged in impeachable conduct. – Rep. Justin Amash.

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Travel Advisory for Women. Welcome. We’re glad Georgia’s inserting itself into your private life. Mississippi. It’s like the good old days. The Great Seal of the State of Ohio. With God woman are 2nd class citizens. Welcome to Kentucky. Unbridled patriarchy. Matt Bevin, Governor. Welcome to a hellhole for women Alabama. Working to make abortion a felony, even in rape & incest.

May 14, 2019

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The Washington Post is reporting Trump is changing the location of the Fourth of July celebrations and inserting himself into the program. Apparently the Fourth of July idea started back when Trump attended that big Bastille Day parade in Paris and he wanted one of his own. There are also plans for Trump to give a speech on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. Are they moving the fireworks, too? I know a great place to stick those … Whoa, Nelly …

May 13, 2019

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The Thinker. The Hoodwinker.

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Only the little people pay taxes! The Queen of Scheme. M.

May 9, 2019

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No caption (Justice is caught in the cage of President Donald Trump’s gold crown).

May 7, 2019

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Barr and McConnell’s Baby.

May 6, 2019

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What is past is prologue. Pennsylvania Ave.

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Royal Baby Watch. Trump reign.

May 3, 2019

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That’s just a ring the President wanted McGahn to wear.

May 2, 2019

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Wanted. Not the president.

May 1, 2019

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No caption (President Donald Trump uses a jackhammer to demolish the pedestal of a statue of Lady Justice).

April 30, 2019

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There – I’m done! I’ve written my bucket list. Everything I need to do before I die so I can say I’ve lived my life to the absolute max! Posted on FB and Instagram of course. Have you written your bucket list? Nope. I’m taking my break – watch the bar …

April 29, 2019

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The baby is born. The mother meets with the doctor They wrap the baby beautifully and then the doctor and the mother determine whether or not they will execute the baby.

April 28, 2019

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The Trump Organization. They want to know every deal I’ve ever done. I say it’s enough.

April 26, 2019

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It’s payback time!!

April 24, 2019

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The Trump White House Style. Alternate facts.

April 23, 2019

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I hope you can let Flynn go. Volume 2 page 45. Repeat after me The investigation is very unfair to the President. Volume 2 page 5. Lie. Lie. Volume 2 page 72. Take care of it Volume 2 page 5, 6. Pardon. Volume 2 page 131.

April 22, 2019

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No obstruction! No obstruction! No obstruction!! No obstruction. No obstruction. No obstruction. I guess tweeting wasn’t enough for Trump once he realized people are actually reading the Mueller report …

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Mueller Report.

April 19, 2019

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Good fixer!

April 18, 2019

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You don’t need to read the Mueller Report!! We’ll tell you what’s in it

April 17, 2019

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Isn’t it a bit late to start working on your taxes?

April 15, 2019

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To: House Ways and Means Committee From: Trump and his lackey. No handing over of my tax returns.

April 12, 2019

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