… You don’t even have to be convicted of a crime. To lose your job in this constitutional republic that his body determines that your conduct as a public official is clearly out of bounds in your role … because impeachment is about restoring honor and integrity to the office. Rep. Lindsey Graham Jan 23, 1999.
Ommmmmmm. What do you do to unwind and deal with stress? I chew nails. You bite your nails? No. I chew nails. AG Barr to release redacted Mueller report mid-April. Democrats call for full report.
You certainly look rested – How was your break? It was great! I slept in, read books, ate good food, and didn’t think about politics once … Splat! Welcome home.
Would you add the garnish? I’ve got another order. Uh huh. Celebrities charged in college entrance bribery scheme. Manafort indicted in NY state, just minutes after he was sentenced in federal court. House votes to make Mueller report public. Trump vetoes resolution to block national emergency. That was a martini, you know. Breaking news.
Maybe if the judge had imagined him in blackface Manafort would have received a longer prison term. White collar. Crime sentencing.
A group of Republican lawmakers in New Hampshire wore pearl necklaces to mock gun control activists. The accessory they should have worn. NRA.
ran for office to make his brand great. Mr. Trump is a racist. Mr. Trump is a cheat. Mr. Trump is a con man. Trump said this campaign was going to be the greatest infomercial in political history. Michael Cohen.
Allen Weisselberg. Don Jr. $35k. Cohen testifies that Trump reimbursed him for the Stormy Daniels hush money in 2017.
There are no actual crimes. There’s only things that people did in past lives, in 2006 before we even thought we’d ever get into this crazy world.
That can’t be him … It is!! It’s him! OMG I’ve got to get his autograph. I can’t believe you asked Robert Mueller for his autograph. You realize you’re getting your hopes up, right?
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