No caption (President Donald Trump puts his nose in the air as he gives the State of the Union address. Speaker Nancy Pelosi sits behind him and Vice President Mike Pence stands and applauds)
Gimme a V. Gimme an O. Gimme a D – K – A! Gimme a T. Gimme an O. Gimme a N – I – C! Knock. It. Off. I guess you didn’t watch the Puppy Bowl, either.
What’s going on? She’s been grinning for hours. It’s making me nervous. Oh, she’s just reliving Pelosi smackdown. Grabbed him by the …
Trump. I know you’re totally in favor of what we’re doing. It’s only a little bit of pain. I don’t understand why you just don’t get a loan.
It’s time to put the country before politics. Best performance by a U.S. Senator upholding his oath of office.
Woe is me … Sigh. What’s the matter? Nothing is going right. My life is boring. I can’t find my keys. It’s raining. It’s cold. I’m freezing. It might snow. What do you do when you feel like this? I leave my pity party early.
Oh god – it looks like Elizabeth Warren is running for president. We are not alone … Just what we need, another unlikable female candidate like Hillary Clinton. You mean a smart, confident woman who will speak her mind and not take any shit from a guy like you?
The reason Russia was in Afghanistan was because terrorists were going into Russia. Jan. 2, 2019. History. White Out.
All I want for Christmas is to shut this down to shut this down to shut this down The Mueller Investigation.
Trump abruptly withdraws troops in Syria and Afghanistan! Defense Sec, Mattis resigns! Government shut down over wall! Trump’s tweeting incessantly … yells obscenities at his advisors … presidency is spinning out of control … Cornered. What are you doing? Self-medicating. A Charlie Brown Christmas.
Because you have the right to have a Secretary of Defense whose views are better aligned with yours Mattis resignation letter. So true – Someone who will bomb the Mueller investigation.
No caption (President Donald Trump is in a sinking boat with supporters who are illustrated as rats. One rat is swimming away).
There’s a study which shows movies from 2014-2017 that have female leads earn more than movies that star men. It also stated movies that pass the Bechdel Test outperformed those that didn’t … What’s the Bechdel Test? A movie has to do three things: 1. Have at least two named women in it 2. Who talk with each other 3. About something besides a man. Huh. You know, like the conversations women in the real world have. We pass the Bechdel test.
I, Donald J Trump, do solemnly swear to con the American public, demean and debase the office of the President of the United States and continue to enrich myself and my family so help me Republicans. The Art of the Deal.
Extra! Extra! Totally clears the President. Court filings directly implicate President in committing felonies. Trump directed & coordinated with Cohen to buy silence of two women. Fake News Boy.
The Next Oval Office Letter. Trump Towers Moscow. Jan 20, 2021. To Whom it May Concern: When I walked into this office just now I felt the same as I did on the escalator at Trump Tower six years ago. I’ve done so much winning! I have been treated very unfairly, especially by the fake news media – losers! I had the biggest crowds, the highest IW and the best presidency!! No collusion!!
