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Gotta keep my base happy. Immigrants Be Gone.

November 26, 2018

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Groan. Click! Tic toc tic toc tic toc tic toc. Zzzzzzzzzz. Fill yet up.

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Trump. Brutal and extended cold blast could shatter all records – Whatever happened to global warming? 11/21/2018 tweet.

November 24, 2018

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Seal of the President of the United States. $

November 21, 2018

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The world is a very dangerous place! Especially for journalists.

November 20, 2018

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Nothing to see here! There’s no Russian collusion! Trump organization finances $.

November 19, 2018

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Bar. Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way! Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh hey! I just love all the early Christmas decorations and the pre-Thanksgiving shopping, don’t you? I’ll have an eggnog. Bar. Slam!

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We the People.

November 16, 2018

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Mueller protection. Tweeting. Rain. Both sides. Fake news.

November 15, 2018

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How the NRA sees the role of the medical profession.

November 13, 2018

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There is no reason for these massive, deadly and costly forest fires in California except that forest management is so poor. – Trump tweet 11/10/2018.

November 12, 2018

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That’s such a racist question. You talk about somebody that’s a loser. She doesn’t know what the hell she’s doing. What a stupid question. You ask a lot of stupid questions. President Trump cancels visit to American WWI cemetery … That’s a lot of oranges you’re juicing. Because of the weather.

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Trump gets his fixer.

November 9, 2018

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White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders tweets a doctored video accusing a reporter of striking a WH intern.

November 8, 2018

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She voted.

November 7, 2018

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Seal of the President of the United States.

November 6, 2018

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No caption. (A woman crosses her fingers as she walks by the statue of President Abraham Lincoln and the Lincoln Memorial)

November 5, 2018

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Please help. Vote.

November 2, 2018

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No caption (President Donald Trump breaks an egg over Speaker of the House Paul Ryan’s head as Ryan kisses the president’s rear end).

November 1, 2018

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Anti-Semitism. Racism. Press is the enemy of the people. Misogyny. Anti-immigration. Fear.

October 29, 2018

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Bar. When is it going to stop being so dreary? After the election … hopefully.

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Danger. In Trump’s America, Middle Easterners could be anywhere. Boo! They could be hiding at one of his properties, where Trump has spent about 1/3 of his presidency or concealed between stacks of tax returns Trump0 hasn’t released. Help. They could be swimming secretly under water in areas not affected by climate change or infiltrating our for-profit health-care system, denying all your claims. Denied. They could be right under your nose.

October 25, 2018

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We have to unify

October 24, 2018

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When you’re a star, they let you do it.

October 23, 2018

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Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Got any more explanations for a journalist’s murder? Heart attack? Choked on a pretzel? Tripped over instruments of torture? Statistics show that consulate injuries are a major cause of accidental deaths.

October 22, 2018

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Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman to head commission investigating Khashoggi’s death.

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Eliminates 99.9% of dissidents. Mr. Whitewash.

October 16, 2018

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We won. T.

October 15, 2018

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For all you Trump derangement libs – I still support President Trump!! He tells it like it is!! Hasn’t released his tax returns. He’s doing it his way! Trump and his family have multiple conflicts of interest. Ivanka’s trademark deals in China … Don Jr.’s business trip to India … Kushner’s business loans … He’s a man’s man and calls out the fake news media! He admires murderous autocrats like Putin, Duterte, Erdogan … and the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia. Slam! Closed. Bam! Bam! Bam! You’re dentin my bar.

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They buy apartment from me. They spend $40 million, $50 million. Am I supposed to dislike them? – 2015.

October 12, 2018

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No caption (President Donald Trump hold Attorney General Jeff Sessions by the ears, stretching them out).

October 11, 2018

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I’d rather be Russian than Democrat. $. T.

October 9, 2018

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I just shot someone on 5th Ave.

October 8, 2018

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We reserve the right to refuse service to Senators who break their oath of office. Your money’s no good here. Shame. Coward … and take the Justice with you.

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No caption. Ruth Bader Ginsburg gives a side-eyed glance at Brett Kavanaugh. Kavanaugh’s collar is made of beer cans.

October 6, 2018

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No caption. Senator Susan Collins is shown over various illustrations to be disappearing.

October 5, 2018

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HE SAID. she said.

October 4, 2018

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Who are you going to believe – A judge or a slut?

October 3, 2018

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It ain’t over ’til it’s over.

October 1, 2018

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… and that’s where I think the Mueller investigation is heading.

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Here lies Sen. Graham’s integrity. R.I.P.

September 27, 2018

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And they say women are emotional.

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Not even a six. Don’t believe her.

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No caption (Male politicians peek out from behind the dress of Prosecutor Rachel Mitchell).

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My administration has accomplished more than almost any administrations in the history of our country. So true. 1st Amendment.

September 25, 2018

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Hey, hon – I’ll have a bourbon on the rocks. What?

September 24, 2018

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No caption (Senator Lindsey Graham is show with a lock on his head bearing the Republican logo. The keyhole is in the shape of the symbol for males).

September 23, 2018

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She’s mixed up. Good ol’ Boys classic.

September 19, 2018

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