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Democrats are the problem they don’t care about crime and want illegal immigrants no matter how bad they may be, to pout into and infest our country

June 20, 2018

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What are you reading? The White House issued a proclamation. The White House. I hereby command: Mandatory standing for the national anthem. No kneeling. Loyalty oath to Trump. Only positive press coverage. No editorial cartoons criticizing Trump. Donald J. Trump. We’re in the United States of America, right?? It appears so.

June 18, 2018

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Flag Day 2018.

June 14, 2018

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Seal of the President of the United States.

June 13, 2018

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I won.

June 12, 2018

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No caption (Republican supporters of President Donald Trump stand amidst high flames).

June 11, 2018

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Having trouble sleeping again, I see.

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I don’t respect a porn star the way I respect a career woman or a woman of substance or a woman who isn’t going to sell her body for sexual exploitation. Says the guy who sold his soul. Giuliani.

June 7, 2018

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No caption (Donald Trump holds a flagpole like a spear).

June 6, 2018

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Kleptocracy. Chick-fil-A.

June 5, 2018

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It depend on what your definition of taking responsibility is.

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Blatant lies, obstruction of justice, conflicts of interest … and no one cares. Doesn’t this stuff bother you at all?? Crunch. I take that as a yes …

June 4, 2018

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I am above the law.

June 3, 2018

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Kleptocracy

May 30, 2018

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Parents. Children.

May 29, 2018

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Thank me for my service.

May 28, 2018

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I see the President is already tweeting this morning.

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No caption (There are lots of sinkholes in Washington. Illustration of Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan).

May 23, 2018

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The White House issues a commemorative coin for the upcoming summit between Trump and Kim JOng Un. Other Trump mementos* Supreme Leader. Mugs. Autocrat shot glasses. Salt and Pepper shakers. Travel pillows. Kellyanne chattering teeth. *Available at all Trump properties’ gift shops.

May 22, 2018

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I hereby demand $

May 21, 2018

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Breaking news!!! Looks like another meltdown from the White House. What’s this orange gunk on the floor?

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Jared and Ivanka Trump. Style Alert. As seen at the U.S. embassy opening in Jerusalem. Middle East charm bracelet.

May 15, 2018

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Profiting from the presidency. Story hush money. Russian money. Spending cabinet members.

May 14, 2018

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Restart *enhanced interrogation programs. *Torture.

May 11, 2018

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Vice President Mike Pence thinks it’s time for Mueller to wrap it up.

May 10, 2018

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Memorandum. Environmental Protection Agency. United States. Subject: Business/first class travel when protecting the EPA administrator.

May 8, 2018

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Rudy just started yesterday. *He’ll get his facts straight. *He’ll get my LIES straight.

May 4, 2018

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I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any votes. – Donald Trump. Press.

May 3, 2018

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This isn’t some game. You are screwing with the work of the President of the United States. – John Dowd, Trump’s former lead lawyer. $

May 2, 2018

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House Intelligence Committee Russian Report. Dep. Attorney General Rosenstein. Article of Impeachment.

May 1, 2018

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Michelle Wolf was so mean to the W.H. Press Secretary. Truth.

April 29, 2018

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Michael Cohen did a tiny, tiny fraction of my legal work.

April 27, 2018

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A White House Fashion Statement. Pruitt. Mnuchin. Zinke. Mulvaney.

April 25, 2018

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The Trump Presidential Doctrine. He gave me a parade. I have a great relationship with him. He’s a close friend of min. He said he as a genius.

April 24, 2018

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Donald Trump talks about his first time. Trump: My first time was in Putin’s outhouse outside Moscow.

April 20, 2018

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Reps. Mark Meadows and Jim Jordan warn Dep. Attorney General Rosenstein he faces impeachment if more documents from the Trump Russia investigation aren’t turned over.

April 19, 2018

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No caption (President Donald Trump uses Sean Hannity as a megaphone).

April 17, 2018

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Mission Accomplished.

April 15, 2018

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No caption (President Donald Trump’s red tie is caught in two wheels).

April 13, 2018

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Speaker Ryan won’t see reelection. He’s off to find his soul Trump 2016.

April 11, 2018

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The A.G. should not have recused himself so I could have put a loyal person there. Total witch hunt. The FBI broke into my personal attorney’s office. T. It’s a disgrace. An attack on our country! Why don’t I just fire Mueller? We’ll see what happens.

April 10, 2018

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Trump and the Idiot Box. (White House aides will try to get guests to make their points on Fox News shows because President Trump “will listen more when it is on TV.”)

April 9, 2018

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No caption (EPA Director Scott Pruitt emits air pollution from his head as polluted water pours from a sewage pipe coming form President Donald Trump’s mouth).

April 4, 2018

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Trump.

April 3, 2018

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I’ll do it all myself! T.

April 1, 2018

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No caption (President Donald Trump and members of his family are caught with their hands in a cookie jar with the presidential seal).

March 29, 2018

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Royalty Policy Committee. Wildlife Conservation Council. Outdoor Recreation Advisory Committee.

March 28, 2018

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Ban weapons of war. Stop the flow of guns. Keep guns away from kids. Strengthen background checks. Treat guns like we treat cars.

March 27, 2018

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