We condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry and violence on many sides. On many sides. Election 2016.
Greetings from my working vacation. Wish you were here! (and Don Jr. too!) =) To: Vladimir Putin. Moscow, Russia.
No caption. (Senators Tom Cotton and David Perdue cut meat representing an immigration bill. A cut of meat hanging between them bears President Donald Trump’s face).
A day in the Life of President Trump. Zzz. Fruity Loops. I have the best signature. Trump. MAGA. Zzz.
What Trump thinks being President of the United States is all about. Where are the balloons? Jackpot winner. Pay to the order of The Trumps. Endless dollars.
No caption. (President Donald Trump is a tree. Donald Trump, Jr. is an apple that lies on the ground near the tree.)
MISSING. Have you seen this branch of government? House. Senate. Last seen abandoning constitutional oversight responsibility of the executive branch for their partisan gain. If you have any information contact your reprepentative and hold them accountable.
Hobby Lobby. I. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. II Thou shalt not worship any graven image. III. Thou shalt not take god’s name in vain. IV. Remember the sabbath and keep it holy. V. Honor thy father and thy mother. VI. Thou shalt not kill. VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery. VIII. Thou shalt not steal. IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness. X. Thou shalt not covet.
You are the smartest, the greatest, you have the best ratings, the biggest crowds, you’re tremendous. Alaska’s yours.
No caption (Donald Trump stands behind his two sons as they hold champagne and hors d’oeuvres on trays. Donald Jr. and Eric sit atop a treasure chest).
How Trump continues to restrict the free press. Because most Americans don’t have the patience to read* except 140 characters. So Trump’s aim is to control television coverage. No questions. Audio-only WH pressers. No coverage of Trump golfing instead of working. But he does allow coverage of: Cabinet meetings. Look how great I sign my name. Signing ceremonies. Campaign rallies. Democracy Dies in Darkness.
We will repeal/replace Obamacare with a system based on free market competition. Nutty Crunch. Hello! VP.
No caption (Republican lawmakers stand behind a woman in Puritan clothing locked in old-fashioned stocks).
No caption (Newt Gingrich is dressed as a jester. He holds a staff in the likeness of Callista Gingrich).
Social media gives the president the ability to speak directly to the people without being held accountable to the truth. The White House. Washington.
Trump returns from his big foreign trip. Souvenirs. Saudi Arabia. I’m with stupid. Map. Middle East. Includes Israel. Baggage claim. Trump.
I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally. I don’t know anything about David Duke. I watched in Jersey City, NJ, where thousands and thousands of people were cheering as the World Trade Center fell. There was serious voter fraud in Virginia, California, NH … Did you ask Comey to back off from the Flynn investigation? No. Next question –
We just won’t have press conferences. So, am I under investigation? Will you take a loyalty oath? I get great intel.
The press conferences? We just donât have them! Checks and balances? We just don’t have them! Separation of powers? We just don’t have them! Democracies? We just don’t have them â¦
No caption. (Attorney General Jeff Sessions attempts to scrub the footprints leading to President Donald Trump.)
The Instant Gratification Presidency of Donald Trump. Fast Food. No nutritional value. Addictive. Fast Money. Short-term profits. No long-term planning. I’m gutting the Environmental Protection Agency. And by the way, Ivanka is launching a new apparel line … which of course I’ll have nothing to do with. $. Fast bombs. I’m winning!
I really am amazed that a judge sitting on an island in the Pacific can issue an order that stops the president of the United States from what appears to be clearly his statutory and constitutional power. Dunce.
