The American people won’t tolerate not confirming a Supreme Court nominee. Merrick Garland. Crime scene.
Cards for Every Occasion. Thanks Donald! For making lying acceptable. Thanks Donald! For being the voice for Americans’ bigotry. Thanks Donald! For making sexism ok again. 2. Thanks Donald! For threatening 1st amendment rights. Bill of Rights. Thanks Donald! For escalating international tensions.
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How to Make a Fake News Bomb Cocktail. Start with cutting and pasting from right wing web sites. Pour generous amounts of conspiracies and outrageous headlines and Facebook and retweets. *Do not add other news sources. Shake vigorously. Guaranteed to give you a 4-year hangover.
Style Alert! Ivanka Trump fine jewelry for your unethical uses ⦠For meeting with foreign leaders $. For diverting the media $. Shiny object!! Shiny object!! For distributing alms to the peons $.
Sinclair Lewis. With an introduction by Michael Meyer. It just happened here. Not only [Lewis’s] most important book but one of the most important books ever produced in this country. – The New Yorker.
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Wanted: The FBI. For influencing the 2016 presidential election and violating the principle of separation of powers. If you have any information concerning this person, please call 1-800-CALL-FBI.
No caption (Uncle Sam floats in a canoe toward a tunnel. The opening of the tunnel is in the shape of Donald Trump’s mouth).
Dear Congress: We found more emails. They appear to be pertinent and we cannot yet assess whether the material may or may not be significant.
On the Supreme Court. Justice Ginsburg said mean things about me. The 2nd amendment is under siege! The Constitution the way it was intended to be! Will be pro-life! Gobbily gook ⦠Gobbily gook ⦠Gobbily gook ⦠(Live sketch suggested by the third presidential debate.)
Nobody has more respect for women than me. A Bigly Lie. (Live sketch suggested by the third presidential debate.)
Trump’s response to if he will accept the election results. I will tell you at the time. (Live sketch suggested by the third presidential debate.)
Mirror, mirror on the wall ⦠who’s the most despicable one of all? (Live sketch suggested by the second presidential debate.)
This was locker room talk. No it wasn’t. it was sexual violence. (Live sketch suggested by the second presidential debate.)
You interrupt me all the time!! Waaaahhhhh. (Live sketch suggested by the second presidential debate.)
I know nothing about Russia (and lots of other things). (Live sketch suggested by the second presidential debate.)
