No caption (An ax flies over Hillary Clinton’s head and removes a chunk of her hair down to the scalp).
No caption (Lady Justice holds her scales from which the eight current Supreme Court justices hang as a mobile.)
Available now at the NRA gift shop. Front. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a gay guy with a (rainbow gun). Back.
No caption (A Republican elephant is trapped inside an orange jellyfish that resembles Donald Trump).
Make American Men Real Men Again. Make American Women Back in the Kitchen Again. Make Bigotry Acceptable Again. Make 1950s America Again. Make White Men in Charge Again. Make Ignorance Bliss Again.
Time to stick a fork in it. How to Not Make Friends and Influence People. Time to pack it in. Time for a song. Cruz 2016.
It’s my last White House Correspondents’ Dinner! (Live sketch suggested by the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.)
The Trump sons are attending the White House Correspondents Dinner. (Live sketch suggested the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.)
I used to watch CNN back when it was a news network. Black lives matter Relax white people, they’re not here. Morning Joe has their heads so far up Trump’s ass they bumped into Chris Christie. (Live sketch from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.)
CNN’s Wolf Blitzer reaction to Larry Wilmore. (Live sketch from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.)
Hillary Clinton Purse. Trump the Art of the Deal Made in China. Firm Hold. Trump Purse. Ted Cruz. Vaseline.
Hillary answering question about releasing speech transcripts. (Live sketch suggested by April 14, 2016 Democratic debate.)
We haven’t had one question about women’s rights. (Live sketch from April 14, 2016 Democratic debate.)