The only global warming I’m concerned with is nuclear global warming. – Donald Trump. (Live sketch suggested by March 30, 2016 Townhall.)
During a Bernie Sanders rally in Portland, Oregon a bird landed on the podium, to which the candidate responded I think there may be some symbolism here. Bernie. H. Cruz.
Washington Pundits. Hillary should stop shouting and use a more conversational tone. (Sketch inspired by media coverage of March 15, 2016 primary results.)
Donald Trump wins Florida, Illinois, N. Carolina. (Sketch suggested by March 15, 2016 primary results.)
The way you beat this guy (Trump) is to expose him. – Bernie Sanders. (Live sketch from March 13, 2016 Democratic town hall.)
There’s no rational person talking about building a wall. – Bernie Sanders. (Live sketch inspired by March 13, 2016 Democratic town hall.)
We need to de-militarize police departments. Sen. Sanders. (Live sketch from March 13, 2016 Democratic town hall.)
Hillary explains her stance on the death penalty. Wrongfully executed. On death row/Cleared after 39 years. (Live sketch inspired by March 13, 2016 Democratic town hall.)
Dr. Ben Carson is endorsing me, by the way. (Live sketch suggested by the March 10, 2016 republican debate.)
I cannot believe how civil it’s been up here. (Give it time) (Live sketch from the March 10, 2016 republican debate.)
Calling the suicide hotline. Trump 2016. Cruz 2016. (Live sketch suggested by the March 10, 2016 republican debate.)
I’m not bothering to actually answer the questions (Live sketch suggested by the March 10, 2016 republican debate.)
What Trump defines as great love for this country. (Live sketch suggested by the March 10, 2016 republican debate.)
(Question on emails). It’s not going to happen. I’m not going to answer that question. (Live sketch suggested by March 9, 2016 Democratic debate.)
If Trump was at the Dem debate Get her out! (Live sketch suggested by March 9, 2016 Democratic debate.)
(Universal Healthcare is not about health insurance.) Hillary claims she believes in universal health care. (Live sketch suggested by March 9, 2016 Democratic debate.)
We need to rebuild our crumbling infrastructure. – Sen. Bernie Sanders. (Live sketch from March 6, 2016 Democratic debate.)
I’ll be happy to release anything I have as long as everyone else does too. (Live sketch from March 6, 2016 Democratic debate.)
If you saw the GOP debate you see why we have to invest in mental health. Bernie Sanders. (Quote from March 6, 2016 Democratic debate.)
Let’s get rid of regulations so we can drink more of this. (Live sketch from March 3, 2016 Republican debate.)
I would leave marriage adoption to the states (but not reproductive rights). (Live sketch from March 3, 2016 Republican debate.)
I love to read – Jeb Bush. My Pet Goat. 2nd edition. (Live sketch from February 18, 2016 Republican townhall.)
I like to send letters I can act differently for different people Donald Trump. (Live sketch from February 18, 2016 Republican townhall.)
