Classified Personals. Single male, enjoys socializing and traveling – looking for an unmarried, unempowered female. AIDS.
FDA. I won’t sell you Plan B without a prescription because you’re under 18 and it might lead to promiscuity. Next!
No caption. [Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice looks unhappy as she carries a suitcase with a Beirut label marked out, and an Israel label remaining. In the background is a dove with olive branch in its mouth.]
Really – It’s ok. Just keep waving your flags. Iraq. N. Korea. Ga$oline Lebanon. Katrina. Debt. Lobbyists. Wire taps.
Merkel. (President George Bush, as an octopus, stands behind German Chancellor Angela Merkel. His many arms embrace her.)
I call it my mideast democracy fertility Goddess. Sec. Rice describes bombings in Lebanon as birth pangs.
No caption. (George W. Bush, depicted as a caveman, drags German Chancellor Angela Merkel by her hair).
The fed. government’s antiterrorism database lists donut shop as a potential target. The terrorists are attacking our way of life �
Secretary Rumsfeld — Do you feel the recent events in Mahmudiyah, Abu Ghraib and Haditha represent a failure of leadership? Just a few bad apples, that’s all — Why don’t you guys ever report the good news? Casey
First Lady doesn’t believe President Bush’s low poll numbers. La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La.
I [heart shape to indicate love with the word not] NY. I [heart shape to indicate love with the word not] NY. [I don’t love NY].
Weapon of Mass Destruction. RAPE. East Timor. Rwanda. West Bank. Sudan. Congo. Bosnia Herzegovina. Gaza.
Welcome to Iraq Customs. Passport. Wait behind the green line. And what is the purpose of your trip — business, pleasure, or poll numbers?
Anti-terror protection provided for Congress, Supreme Court and the White House. Anti-terror protection provided for DC residents.
No caption. (A woman and child from Haditha are shown In a scene reminiscent of the iconic Abu Ghraib photo.)
