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Kansas Enters the 19th Century by Passing a Minimum Marriage Age of Fifteen. Like, I do.

May 22, 2006

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The Bush Administration changes the subject. We’ll smoke ’em out they hide in cactus. U.S. Mexico Border.

May 20, 2006

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U.S. employers.

May 17, 2006

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USA. We’re not #1. Newborn Survival Rate.

May 16, 2006

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Every time the American people find out something about what we’re doing, it makes US less safe

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We are not mining or trolling through the personal lives of millions of innocent Americans. Wanna bet?

May 12, 2006

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No matter where you’re standing in the room, his eye always appears to follow you Hayden.

May 10, 2006

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HA-LE-LU-JAH! The Vatican reviews condom use for some AIDs cases.

May 8, 2006

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Bush’s best moment of his Presidency: Catching a big fish. America’s worst moment of the Bush Presidency: Letting the bigger one get away.

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The Washington Media. So, what did you think about Colbert’s performance at the White House Correspondents Dinner? Not funny. I thought Bush was better Baaaaaaaad.

May 5, 2006

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Vatican reviews condom ban for some AIDS cases.

May 3, 2006

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Must be Christmas in Washington. ANWR. $100 rebate.

May 1, 2006

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Ex-oilmen Hybrid. Bushies. Runs on gas and poll numbers.

April 27, 2006

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W’s War. Over 275 billion spent.

April 26, 2006

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Cheap date. For Me??

April 21, 2006

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Abstinence AIDS policy. I’m not the decider. Child Brides.

April 20, 2006

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Titanic. Musical Deck Chairs. You’re out, McClellan.

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Why the U.S. won’t be spreading democracy in China anytime soon. U.S. Business.

April 19, 2006

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Iraq War. Rummy in Fantasyland.

April 15, 2006

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Abstinence AIDS Policy. Just say no to condoms.

April 13, 2006

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Now, for some perky news from Iraq!! Katie Couric – What a silly choice. Actually, that’s Donald Rumsfeld.

April 11, 2006

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Go ahead and poke him–I bet he won’t notice again. Wiretapping inside U.S. Chips.

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No Caption. (President George W. Bush’s nose is characterized as a leaking faucet).

April 10, 2006

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This is incredible arrogance that sometimes hits these members of Congress, but especially Cynthia McKinney. Delay.

April 7, 2006

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Good help is getting so hard to hide.

April 6, 2006

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You cursed brat. K Street. Abramoff. Re-Districting. Ethics. TRM PAC.

April 5, 2006

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PLAYERBOYS. April 2006. $270 billion and counting. The top 10 testosterone driven policy makers issue. Boobs boobs boobs. Hot Bodies Hot Heads. Throbbing Last Throes. Shoot first, Answer questions Later. The Good Ol’ Boys of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

April 2, 2006

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Then it’s agreed–We lengthen our hems a bit� Congress and Lobbying Reform

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Bush holds off-the-record meetings with the press. Hot towel.

March 30, 2006

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Geneva Convention protections for Guantanamo detainees? Give me a break! Another unethical relationship for Justice Scalia.

March 29, 2006

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Afghan clerics call for Christian convert to be put to death. Lions.

March 24, 2006

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Submission Accomplished. Violent attacks on unveiled Iraqi women have tripled in 3 years.

March 22, 2006

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Before I take questions, excuse me for a second Hot air. Ok – I’m ready.

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My statements about being greeted as liberators and insurgents being in its last throes were basically accurate and reflect reality. Face the Facts.

March 20, 2006

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The Bush administration Iraq war 3rd anniversary. Mission redefined. Rumsfeld’s post war strategy. Bring ’em on! The link between Saddam Bin Laden. Summer vacation. Abu Ghurayb. Hail weapons of mass destruction. WMDs. Halliburton.

March 16, 2006

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The Rumsfeld Ballet. Pre-invasion. 1st position. After the invasion. 2nd position. Civil war. 3rd position.

March 14, 2006

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Milosevic. 1941-2006.

March 13, 2006

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How do I Know it’s mine? Roe v. Wade for Men.

March 11, 2006

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He’s still cheerleading. B. C.

March 9, 2006

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Many prison inmates are shackled in childbirth. So are South Dakota rape and incest victims.

March 7, 2006

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Worst Performance By a State Legislature. SD. No exemption for rape or incest.

March 6, 2006

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Sir – The levees are in danger of breaking. My Pet Goat.

March 4, 2006

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Miers. Katrina. Iraq. Port deals. Halliburton. Drug plan. 34z.

March 3, 2006

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Quit complaining – We’re at war. Ports deal. Leave your civil rights here.

March 2, 2006

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Holocaust Denier. The censors.

February 28, 2006

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Short Program. Partial birth ban. Long Program. (No) Roe vs. Wade.

February 26, 2006

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We should work together more often Abortion ban. No exemption for rape and incest. S.D.

February 24, 2006

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Offensive speech. Hey – I’m all for the 1st amendment. Some of my best friends are bigots �

February 23, 2006

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