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Mom. Apple Pie. Conservative Commentators.

August 26, 2005

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Operation this is the guy who tried to kill my dad. Operation What WMDs. Operation mission accomplished. Operation last throes. Operation Halliburton mega bucks. Operation make it up as you go along. Operation neo com pipe dream. Pentagon adds operation names to gravestones of soldiers killed in Iraq.

August 25, 2005

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Pentagon adds operation names to gravestones of soldiers killed in Iraq. Operation this is the guy who tried to kill my dad. Operation mission accomplished. Operation what WMDs. Operation last throes. Operation Neocon pipe dream. Operation Halliburton megabucks. Operation make it us as you go along.

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You draft a constitution with the wardrobe you have, not the wardrobe you might want or wish to have at a later time.

August 24, 2005

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Hi – I’m Pat Robertson.

August 23, 2005

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Roberts questions whether encouraging homemakers to become lawyers contributes to the common good.

August 19, 2005

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72 pennies for your thoughts, Judge Roberts. When Senator Snowe questions Roberts about his view on equal pay.

August 18, 2005

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Nothing’s my Fault.

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No caption. (George Bush jumps a bicycle over soldiers’ coffins).

August 16, 2005

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Excuse me – Can you tell me why we’re in Iraq? I thought Al-Qaeda was responsible for 9-11.

August 12, 2005

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Teenagers who have cosmetic surgery. And the mothers who allow it.

August 11, 2005

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You obviously have a political agenda. Niger president Mamdou Tandja denies there is famine.

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Mother of Fallen Soldier Protests at Bush Ranch. U.S. Toll Rises by 4 in Iraq. 14 Marines Killed by Roadside Bomb in West Iraq City. Iraq’s Charter Erode Women’s Rights. Tuned out.

August 10, 2005

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Texas congressman Bonilla today introduced legislation requiring all male newborns in the district to be named Ronald Reagan. Idiots are bigger in Texas.

August 7, 2005

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The Amazing Pataki Flip. Pro Choice. Plan B. Veto. Veto.

August 6, 2005

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I can see cousin Bush is questioning the theory of evolution. Pres supports teaching intelligent design.

August 3, 2005

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Bush and Bolton’s ambassadorchip.

August 1, 2005

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Energy bill.

July 29, 2005

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Iraq Constitution Drafting Committee. (The eyes of a woman watch as the Committee paints itself into a corner.)

July 28, 2005

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Sharia. Iraq.

July 27, 2005

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Karen Hughes plans to travel abroad extensively to improve U.S. image, according to administration officials. We’re #1. Don’t mess with Texas. Big Gulp.

July 26, 2005

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Wilson. Rove. Cooper. Libby.

July 22, 2005

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So it’s agreed – We don’t give women the right to vote. A good example of why diverse institutions are important.

July 21, 2005

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Here – Hold this.

July 20, 2005

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Can’t see the forest for the trees.

July 19, 2005

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I think it’s outrageous that we allow China to buy American companies. Pretty soon they’ll own the entire United States! Made in China. DVD. I’m a shopping fool.

July 16, 2005

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Welcome to Walmart! Rollback Women’s Rights. No Plan B.

July 14, 2005

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Taking the fight to the enemy.

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Spokesman Scott McClellan assumes the White House position on Karl Rove.

July 12, 2005

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Evangelical Conservatives present their Dream Supreme Court Nominee.

July 8, 2005

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Carry on. The British react to terrorist attacks.

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Freedom of the press. (Judith Miller is hung on a clothes line after being sent to jail for refusing to reveal the identity of a source. Matthew Cooper avoided going to jail as he reached an agreement with his source that allowed him to testify.)

July 6, 2005

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The social conservatives send Justice O’Connor a retirement gift. A sundial?

July 5, 2005

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Last throes. Last throes. Last throes. Last throes. Downing Street Memo.

July 1, 2005

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Castle Rock vs. Gonzalez Decision. (Justice is shown bruised and battered as it holds decision in domestic abuse-related case of Castle Rock vs. Gonzalez.)

June 30, 2005

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Distribute after (no) victory. Poll results.

June 29, 2005

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The Supremes. Hits and Misses. You keep on hangin’ on. Baby, baby – Where did our home go? Ain’t no mountain Sinai. Thou shalt not separate church and state. Also: I’m going to make you tell me.

June 28, 2005

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We’re in the money! We’re in the money! The official congress member-turned lobbyist theme song.

June 24, 2005

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The United States has some boundaries about what it is we are trying to achieve. (A woman, covered by a crude oil barrel, stands behind Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice as she gives a speech about the US goal’s in the Middle East.)

June 23, 2005

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The U.S. has no interest in promoting Saudi women’s right to drive. Energy Policy. As long as American women can continue to do so.

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JEB 2008. Today I’m announcing my candidacy. Terri Schiavo. RIP.

June 21, 2005

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Exxon. Quote an impressive resume, Mr. Cooney. Edited W.H. Climate Reports. Thanks for the $$$.

June 17, 2005

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My 4 wives don’t understand me. Iran. Vote. Equal rights.

June 16, 2005

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Microsoft. You will be censored. Chinese Sellout (contains MSN).

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And now with the conclusion of the trial, we can only hope that Michael Jackson will adjust his behavior so he won’t be put in this position again. News.

June 15, 2005

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Patriotic Q-tips.

June 14, 2005

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I don’t know what they’re talking about, we had a post-war strategy. Contractors.

June 12, 2005

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You’ll have to use our restrooms to breast feed. Excuse me, but I wouldn’t use your restrooms for their intended purpose.

June 10, 2005

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