I’d like to report a case of identity theft. Detention without due process. Someone stole my sense of justice for all.
Bush. Recruitment seems low. Flag pins. I want you not to question Hey you – sign up or you’re not a patriot.
Breaking News. We interrupt our programming to bring you get another story about a missing, attractive white woman.
I am not a liar. Downing St. Memo. Supreme Court Rules in Favor of V.P.; Energy Meetings Remain Secret. Halliburton $. KBR $. Bechtel $. $. Follow the money. News. Baa. Bleat throat.
News. Give us your analysis on the current state of foreign affairs. Don’t worry your pretty little head about it.
Flag Burning Amendment. A flag manipulation bill might be more apropos. Hero. Bush Tillman. Killed by enemy fire.
No caption. (As the Senate nears a showdown about the filibuster rule. At the Supreme Court, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg looks past Justice Antonin Scalia to see an empty chair that contains a hanger and a “Reserved” sign.)
Cari Bull. Developing ANWR could yield up to about a million barrels of oil a day. And we can reach that oil with almost no impact on land or wildlife.
The White House. Well, here’s your problem – Someone tried to flush a copy of the Downing Street Memo.
Missing. Legitimate news in the never-ending ad nauseam, and pointless TV coverage of the Georgia Runaway Bride.
Barney Gets Bumped. (President Bush boards Air Force One. Instead of holding his dog Barney, he holds House Majority Leader Tom DeLay who appears as a bulldog with a man’s leg in his mouth.)
Photos emerge of the House Majority Leader collecting on his political favors. Repeat after me: The attacks on Tom DeLay are part of a liberal conspiracy.
I, John Paul, being sound mind and body, leave you the consequences of my family planning policies Oh great
A Culture of Life. Dies during a back alley abortion. Died during childbirth at age 13. Died without family planning services. Died delivering 9th child.
If there is a smell, you must expel. DeLay. If there is no news, you must refuse. Reporting 24/7 from the trial of the century. If oil flows and flows, you must disclose. Energy Task Force. If you have to fudge, you must not budge. I never said that there were WMD. Sower of Democracy.
No caption. (President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney stick pins into a globe that is a head of a stuffed doll. Heads of key members of the administration are on the ends of the pins. They include Condoleeza Rice, Paul Wolfowitz and John Bolton.)
