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Mission Redefined. (In conjunction with shift to a redefinition of the Iraq war’s mission, members of the administration stand under a banner reminiscent of the Mission Accomplished banner and all carry a torch similar to that carried by the Statue of Liberty.)

March 10, 2005

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Taiwan. China. Don’t move – or I’ll shoot.

March 8, 2005

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Kuchma did it. Freedom of the press.

March 6, 2005

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The Media and Martha. Then. Crucify her! Now. She has risen.

March 4, 2005

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Attorney General. State of Kansas. (State Attorney General looks under robe of justice statue.)

March 3, 2005

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Ethical Lapse. I’m Rep. Lamar Smith and a new member of the House Ethics Committee. I contributed to Tom DeLay’s legal defense fund. I’m Rep. Tom Cole and a new member of the House Ethics Committee. I contributed to Tom DeLay’s legal defense fund.

March 2, 2005

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Juvenile Death Penalty. Here – Go clean yourself up.

March 1, 2005

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Kansas Attorney General. Found any child rapists? No – but I’m exposing baby killers!

February 27, 2005

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Rummy attempts to revive his pre-war sex appeal.

February 26, 2005

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I fully support Lawrence Summers’ free speech rights to express sexist, illogical and unconstructive comments.

February 25, 2005

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Women Have Less Intrinsic Aptitude says Summers. I wonder if he would apply that logic to the editorial cartooning profession as well.

February 24, 2005

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Bush #1. It’s getting easier to spot the RNC plant.

February 20, 2005

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The accomplice, still at large. Shanley Convicted. Law.

February 19, 2005

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Class Action Bill. There, there – Let you congressman kiss and make your boo-boo all better.

February 17, 2005

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Democrats position themselves on the abortion issue for 2008.

February 16, 2005

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Energy Policy. Go ahead – Fill ‘er up.

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I hear Arthur Miller died. Thief. Anti-American.

February 13, 2005

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Iran. Shut that little crazy guy up – I can’t hear myself. BAM BAM.

February 12, 2005

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Wartime Budget Rationing. Ration Book. Tax Cuts.

February 9, 2005

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The Bush triplets go partying. Tax Cuts. War Costs. Social Security Privatization. No cutting back for you guys, huh?

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Bush Sr. Don’t worry son – If you fall, I or one of my rich and well connected friends will catch you…

February 7, 2005

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How to measure success in Iraq. Watch this space.

February 5, 2005

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Nearly 4 years ago, I submitted a comprehensive energy strategy that encourages conservation. Ha ha ha.

February 4, 2005

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Hastert. It had to be done. DeLay. He was an obstacle. No one will notice anyway. The Death of Ethics in Congress.

February 3, 2005

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Equality. Sharia.

February 1, 2005

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American will not impose our style of government on the Iraqi people. Iraqi Women Guaranteed 25% of Seats in National Assembly. How about imposing their style on us?

January 30, 2005

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VP Cheney’s Fashion Sense Iraq Wartime Inaugural Auschwitz Ceremony

January 28, 2005

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Liberty. Men’s Viewing Area. Women’s Viewing Area.

January 27, 2005

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“From the day of our founding, we have proclaimed that every man and woman on this earth has rights …” What country is he talking about? Got me. Suffrage.

January 24, 2005

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Justice Scalia tries on his design for the Chief Justice’s Robes.

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The inaugural motorcade passes by the protesters.

January 20, 2005

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You�re at war. We�re at a party.

January 18, 2005

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Sir, 48% of the American people on line one. They’d like an accountability moment.

January 16, 2005

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Gambling With Your Retirement. Privatization. You don’t mind, do you?

January 15, 2005

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The committee for the presidential inaugural requests the honor of your presence to attend and participate in the ($40 million) inauguration of George Walker Bush as President of the United States of America and Richard Bruce Cheney as Vice President of the United States of America (during wartime) on Thursday, the twentieth of January two thousand and five in the City of Washington.

January 14, 2005

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Read our Lips. Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction. We know where they are. They’re in Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat. We found them.

January 12, 2005

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D.C. Security Costs. Inaugural Ball$.

January 11, 2005

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The White House gets a new lap dog. Sit! Roll over! Speak! I support the No Child Left Behind law.

January 8, 2005

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800. 500. 350. And what am I bid for the title of the most generous and compassionate country in the world?

January 6, 2005

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Parking Privileges. Congress Members Only. Lobbyists.

January 5, 2005

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I call it DeLay’s Capitol Cocktail — After you’ve had 3, you’re not responsible for your actions.

January 4, 2005

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The Republican leadership is looking to change ethical standards allowing for lower life forms to serve in the US Congress.

December 31, 2004

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Happy New Year. Resolutions? I don’t need any – America’s perfect.

December 30, 2004

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No caption. (As 2004 leaves, it eyes a grumpy 2005 which enters the new year carrying Intelligent Design.)

December 27, 2004

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Is that all?

December 24, 2004

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Sec. of Defense Rumsfeld receives Signed postcard from the parent of a soldier killed in Iraq. Wish you were there. -An American. To: Rummy Pentagon Washington D.C. U.S.A.

December 22, 2004

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All I want for Christmas is my 2 front lines, my 2 front lines, my 2 front lines .

December 19, 2004

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Rumsfeld’s Body Armor.

December 17, 2004

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