Tommy Thompson can’t understand why the terrorists haven’t attacked our food supplies yet– It would be redundant. Artificially flavored soda. Krispy goodies. Artificially flavors and preservatives.
Did I predict Iraq would be a cake walk? Yes. Did I neglect to plan for a post war Iraq? The answer is also yes. Did I authorize interrogation procedures which resulted in Iraqi prisoner abuse? You betcha. And that’s why the president has asked me to stay on.
The Search for a Network News Anchor. I like it — Attractive to advertisers and it neutralizes liberal bias accusations. USA. We’re #1! We’re #1!
This week thousands of people in America, a nation built on Judeo-Christian values and moral righteousness, stampeded into stores buying obscene amounts of stuff they don’t need.
My husband and I are deeply in debt and we’re spending beyond our means� So, you’re cutting back? No, we’re raising our debt ceiling.
Good afternoon, ma’am- allow me to explain how abstinence will stop the spread of AIDS in the world� Then you’ll want to speak with the man in charge.
My husband and I are deeply in debt and we’re spending beyond our means. So, you’re cutting back? No, we’re raising our debt ceiling.
All You Can Eat. Iraqi civilian deaths estimate 10,000 – 37,000. Majority of Americans support death penalty. Moral values is my #1 issue
Thanks for the memories, remember that fine day, when taxpayers had to pay, to cover a chest, the statue’s nudeness. Why didn’t you just step away? How silly it was.
I’m afraid of getting the flu, so I’m standing around all these people, waiting for a flu shot. Cough coughs. Ahhhh. Sniff.
DC Voting Rights. Taxation Without Representation. Oh no, we couldn’t possibly entrust you with such a dangerous weapon. House Repeals DC Gun Ban.
Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the anti-war or anti- Bush crowd? GOP Un-American Activities Committee.
W stands for Women. and then he’ll make the world a safer place and we’ll live happily ever after! Lady, you’re living in a fantasy land.
3 Tees for $10. You’re either with us or anti-American. Kiss my Ashcroft. Question authority at your own risk. H War is swell. Shop ’til you drop. Do I look like I care about your civil rights? I did it my way. 4 more years. It says Made in the USA.
