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The Bush Administration finally produces evidence of WMD which directly threaten the American people.

September 13, 2004

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I hear disturbing patterns are in. Stop Sex Ed. Washington Fashion Week.

September 11, 2004

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Bush’s bounce.

September 9, 2004

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911. Deficit at $422B.

September 8, 2004

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Dub-ya Image. It’s not the real thing.

September 7, 2004

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Scheduled for major surgery. Clinton. Get well soon. Kerry. Kerry 2004. I feel your pain.

September 5, 2004

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DEFICIT. –and nothing will hold us back.

September 4, 2004

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The Embarrassing Performance of the Bush Twins. Hi my name is DICK. Halliburton.

September 1, 2004

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Standing in the Rubble of the Aftermath of 9/11. Post War Strategy. Mission Accomplished. Halliburton War Profits. Church and State. Clean Air Act. Tax Cuts. We the People.

August 31, 2004

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Compassionate Conservatism. Ok, cut it down, dust it off and let’s get going to NYC

August 29, 2004

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The sanctity of marriage must be preserved. Conservatives. Welfare Marriage Plan.

August 27, 2004

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News. Can you believe the candidates are bypassing us to appear on shows that spoof the news?? 5 seconds. Britney Spears – will she or won’t she? News at Eleven

August 26, 2004

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The Heist. Civil Rights. Foreign Policy. Environment. Church State.

August 24, 2004

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You can come out now — You godless, homosexual, pro-choice Republicans … It’s showtime! Speaker lineup.

August 23, 2004

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The Lowest Generation. Three purple hearts and never bled that I know of. They’re all superficial wounds.

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No Caption. (Rows of cars outside Wal-Mart store resembling the flag of the United States.)

August 19, 2004

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Mountaintop Removal. Waste or Fill. So, what’s the difference?

August 18, 2004

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FBI. Dissent. (A light, typical of those used during interrogations, shines on a woman carrying a Dissent sign.)

August 17, 2004

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I now pronounce you second class citizens. California Supreme Court.

August 13, 2004

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We don’t wage sensitive wars. You have the right to remain silent for 9 months. W stands for War on Women.

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I’m sorry, but you can’t breastfeed here – people have complained. Cosmo. Sale.

August 11, 2004

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FBI warns of limousines being used to attack the american people.

August 10, 2004

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More roadblocks and street closures around the capitol. Over 20 federal agencies to add fences, barrier walls, bollards and hydraulic gates. National Park Service is building a barrier. What happened? The terrorists won.

August 5, 2004

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Sniff sniff. Fresh!

August 4, 2004

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The Vatican releases document defining the roles of men and women. Eve?

August 2, 2004

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First Ladies Campaign Cut Out Paper Dolls.

July 30, 2004

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People’s Daily. WE ARE ALL AMERICANS NOW. Free Speech Zone. Boston cages dissenters. 4 in 10 Americans believe that press shouldn’t criticize during times of war. Study shows 41% of Detroit area residents support detention of Arab-Americans without evidence to prosecute.

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A Poem for Iran. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Good thing the Bushies don’t have it in for you. Krispy Kreme.

July 28, 2004

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It badly needed to be said. It was long overdue. A lot of Americans are going to say Good for you. Who are they talking about — Cheney or Heinz? Jenna Bush.

July 27, 2004

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Eat Less Move More. Walk 2 miles and call me in the morning.

July 25, 2004

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I heard a report that there’s a surplus of men in the world. Schwarzenegger Calls Opponents “Girlie Men.” Too many stupid men, anyway ….

July 22, 2004

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Martha’s Recipe for Disaster. Prepare: Lies to Federal Prosecutions. Add: Success, Power, Arrogance, Sexism. Bring to a boil.

July 21, 2004

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Dumbbell. My opponents are girlie men.

July 19, 2004

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Notice the long, dark flowing robe, gathered to accentuate your femininity … The New Tehran Look.

July 17, 2004

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In the search for a VP replacement, I’ve appointed a highly trusted advisor to find me the best possible candidates

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Marriage Amendment. (Karl Roves feeds a piece of meat to a kneeling man in church.)

July 14, 2004

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Just say no to AIDS. Easy for you to say.

July 13, 2004

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Q: Which came first? The Chicken Hawks or the Intelligence

July 12, 2004

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Vatican. I hear the Portland Diocese is declaring bankruptcy

July 10, 2004

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Be sure to teach your child that abstinence is the best way to combat aids. That’s my wife.

July 9, 2004

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The Dick Cheney Sex Appeal. Energy Task Force. Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

July 8, 2004

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Chinese officials raising Jiang Yanyong’s level of understanding about the Tiananmen Square Massacre. I will not criticize the government.

July 6, 2004

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Spirit of 2004. Contractors.

July 2, 2004

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Congress, July 4, 1776. Declaration of the thirteen united States of America. …. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men – and women – are created equal…….

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Seal of the Polluter of the United States. My policies will help every American breathe cleaner air.

July 1, 2004

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China. HK. (Man and woman representing China and Hong Kong chained together and sharing a toast.)

June 30, 2004

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The Handover. Supreme Court affirms due process.

June 29, 2004

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30 hour work requirement. Education. Childcare. Block Grants. Child Support.

June 28, 2004

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