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The person responsible for the attacks was Osama Bin Laden. That’s who’s responsible for killing Americans. That’s why we attacked Iraq.

April 14, 2004

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No caption. (Hootie Johnson wears the green jacket of the Masters golf tournament. The top of his head is a golf hole and a flag.)

April 13, 2004

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Apparently the only way we could have avoided 9-11. Alqaeda. White House. FBI CIA. You are invited to a terrorist attack. When: Sept. 11. Where: World Trade Center. How: Airplanes. RSVP.

April 12, 2004

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The terrorists were at war with us, but we were not yet at war with them. I guess they were too busy with their war against women.

April 9, 2004

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The President was tired of swatting flies. – Condoleezza Rice.

April 8, 2004

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Democracy masquerade. HK. Party’s over.

April 7, 2004

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I don’t think anyone could predict that these people would take an airplane and slam it into the World Trade Center. Condi Rice. Thinking inside the box.

April 5, 2004

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No caption. (House Majority Leader Tom Delay saws off arm of Lady Justice.)

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Remember: An apple a day keeps the doctor and the federal government away… Courts review abortion ban.

April 2, 2004

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April Fools. Half of Congress Represented by Women. Violence Against Women Drops. AIDS Growth Rate Slows Among Women. Earnings Equal Between Sexes.

April 1, 2004

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No caption. (Pregnant woman holds up a “health Insurance” t-shirt while she shops at a clothing sale.)

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Bush and Cheney to testify together.

March 31, 2004

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John Kerry would make it so you’d pay more for your habit.

March 30, 2004

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Laci Peterson. RIP. But this body doesn’t have a head. That’s okay We won’t need it. Congress passes fetal rights bill.

March 28, 2004

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It’s not true that my administration had a fixation only on Iraq. We have a fixation on other things too. (Saddam) Clarke.

March 26, 2004

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Place your left hand on the bible, raise your skirt and repeat after me …..Kobe Bryant’s accuser to be questioned about her sex life.

March 25, 2004

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The next trend in suicide bombers. I’ve got a bomb.

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June 1954. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation (under god), indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. Better Dead than Red. Congress.

March 24, 2004

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Medicare WMD (weapons of mass destruction). Iraq Link (the President’s nose is growing).

March 21, 2004

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Justice Scalia responds to calls for his recusal.

March 20, 2004

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FDA Pharmacy. Prescription Pickup. Plan B.

March 18, 2004

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Iraq War Anniversary. Apr 2003. He has weapons of mass destruction. May 2003. War. June 2003. Freedom. Congress Clowns. Freedom Fries. July 2003. (American flag with surveillance cameras.) Aug 2003. (conquistador with gas nozzle.) Sept 2003. The people of Iraq are free. (woman in burqa.) Oct 2003. The CIA had cleared the President’s speech in its entirety. (head on a platter.) Nov 2003. Bring ’em on!! (Bush in cowboy hat.) Dec 2003. (Saddam Hussein wrapped up in Christmas package.) Jan 2004. Snow job. Feb 2004. (Bush Cheney Rice caught with their pants down.) Mar 2004. War is swell. $85 million profit Halliburton.

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Kerry claims foreign leaders back his Presidential bid. Energy task force We have a right to know what he is saying to them that makes them so supportive of his candidacy.

March 17, 2004

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I’ve tried every diet in the book. I haven’t.

March 13, 2004

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A Day in the Life of a President. Condi News. Bush Fundraiser. Politics Bush 04. (Bush brushing teeth, talking to Vice President Dick Cheney, exercising, reading book on politics, speaking at fundraiser, watching television, going to sleep.)

March 11, 2004

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Working without a social security net. Men’s Earnings. Women’s Earnings.

March 10, 2004

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War is swell. $85 million profit for Halliburton.

March 9, 2004

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Ken Lay

March 8, 2004

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Women’s Issues. Bring it on.

March 6, 2004

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CEO. 43%.

March 4, 2004

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When I was young, we walked everywhere. When you were young, there were sidewalks.

March 1, 2004

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…And we’ll take two of the Last Supper Happy Meals. The merchandising of the Christ.

February 26, 2004

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“Katie was a girl. Not only was she a girl, she was terrible.”

February 25, 2004

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Christian Right Nation. Same sex lips shall not touch ours.

February 24, 2004

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Iraq will not become a theocracy. Amen.

February 23, 2004

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What Kerry was doing 30 years ago is fair game. Anti-war activities. Maybe we should rethink that. Let’s party.

February 22, 2004

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Ob Gyn. Have a seat–the attorney general will be right with you.

February 18, 2004

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Most media coverage in the U.S. has been obviously and openly anti-catholic – 2002. Rodriguez Maradiaga. Sexual abuse claims.

February 17, 2004

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A Morally Unethical Relationship. His. Halliburton. His. Vice President of the United States.

February 14, 2004

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A morally unethical relationship. Halliburton. Vice President of the United States of America. His. His.

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I inherited the previous administration’s military service record

February 12, 2004

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Vickie’s Secret. Penthouse. All that outrage over one breast.

February 11, 2004

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A blind justice. I do not think my partiality could reasonably be questioned.

February 10, 2004

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This is your pilot speaking – Raise your hand if you’re a Christian. Tom Delay is flying this plane?

February 9, 2004

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US Analysts never said there was an imminent threat.

February 5, 2004

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Drug companies are allowing millions of children to die of AIDS by their actions…

February 4, 2004

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Political Wardrobe Malfunction.

February 3, 2004

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No caption. (Overweight Statue of Liberty holds french fries instead of her torch. Her tablets are replaced with information about diverse diets.)

February 1, 2004

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