This just isn’t working-why don’t you let us take over for awhile? Iraq terrorist attacks increase. Suicide bombing. Israel retaliates. Vatican cover up. South Africa AIDS epidemic.
Sir-there’s been a widespread power outage in the northeast. Was it terrorists? No, we don’t think so. Any way we can link it to Saddam? I’ll look into it, Sir.
Fox news network filed a lawsuit today against satirist Al Franken for using the phrase Fair and Balanced whereas another lawsuit was promptly filed against the network for false advertising.
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We’re supposed to be on the lookout for ordinary, harmless looking items which could be used as weapons to hurt people. Patriot Act I II.
Congress. Welfare Marriage Plan. (Politician holds shotgun to back of bride who has her hands raised.)
Bets. I want to place a bet on future middle east business deals connected with past and present members of the Bush administration.
The White House blame game continues. I failed in my responsibility. Seal of the First Dog of the United States.
But I’m a conservative cartoonist; I support Bush. Another excellent example of the administration’s intelligence gathering.
UK. WMD Intelligence Questioned. Opponents Call for Investigation. Dead Body Found in Countryside. Blair Popularity Plummets. UKS WMD Intelligence Questioned. Opponents Call for Investigation Brain-dead bodies found throughout Country. 6 in 10 Americans approve of Bush.
Sir – There’s a growing faction of opposition to our presence in Iraq. Bring ’em on! We’ll hunt ’em down! They live in caves, but we’ll smoke ’em out!! I’m talking about our troops, Sir.
Pat Robertson has called for a 21-day prayer offensive of offensive prayer. Calls on God to change Supreme Court.
Niger Report Telling the truth may be a sign of personal virtue, but it is not a sufficient basis for a sound, comprehensive political agenda.
A is for abstinence. B is for billions, but not for birth control. C is for Christian right voters in 2004.
and after Rep. Hastert retires or resigns, Rep. Tom Delay will become Speaker and 3rd in line for the presidency, right after Vice President Dick Cheney. Very Scary Bedtime Stories
Breaking news. Bush didn’t lie. 2000. Absolutely no nation building. Iraq. Not under reconstruction. Hijab required.
And now the Supreme Court has ruled that we have to put a filter on this 1st amendment. Book drop. 1001 Arabian Nights.
Iranians Demand End to Theocracy. Pub Prayer Back in Our Schools. Thou Shalt display the Ten Commandments. Real Americans Believe in God.
What’s the problem? Just call your critics unpatriotic and accuse them of being anti-Britician. Well, George — I think the British people might be a bit more savvy than that Blair feels the heat. Exposed.
CBS News. Stay tuned for the “Commercialization of Private Lynch.” Brought to you by the Pentagon and CBS News, in cooperation with CBS Entertainment, MTV, and Simon & Schuster….
