Liberation! Liberation! Liberation! Occupation. Occupation. Occupation. Rumsfeld needing a Cultural Interpreter. Baghdad.
Suggested reading for the Bush Administration next time they send U.S. Soldiers to be liberators. How to Win Friends & Influence People.
I don’t know what people are talking about — there’s plenty of cheering� Bush 2004. Betchel. Fluor. Halliburton.
(Media and Pentagon relationship over releasing footage of United States captives in early battles of Iraq War.)
People who vote against drilling in ANWR are voting against me and I will not forget it!! The Statesman, Sen. Ted Stevens. Rattle rattle
The Losing Card. (Pictures of the major players of the war with Iraq are shown on playing cards, while a card with a picture of an Iraqi woman and her child is designated the “losing card.”)
Moments of Truth. The guy who tried to kill my dad must go. The guy who controls all the Iraqi oil must go.
The Bush Administration Implements: Operation Shock and Awe. Deficit to Reach $1.82 trillion. $5.6 trillion surplus gone. Yankee go home! Boo Hiss.
“One thing that’s really great about our country is there are thousands of people who pray for me” GW Bush. I pray for one term.
The Ten Commandments. I’d feel better if these knuckleheads would instead insist on displaying the Constitution in government buildings.
Getting rid of Saddam would spread democracy in the Middle East Kuwait: Who’s he talking about? Saudi Arabia: Certainly not us.
No caption. (A male member of the Air Force looks up a female member’s skirt, while she holds her mouth and an officer covers his eyes.)
The Slippery Slope. Registration. Muslim/Arab Foreigners. All Foreigners. Naturalized citizens with funny accents. Dissenters.
There it goes: loud, obnoxious, smoke spewing, and environmentally destructive piece of machinery. Virtue smirtue.
No caption. (Geroge W. Bush is a chef. He stands at a stove. The pot on the front burner boils over. It contains TBD and missiles. The pot on the back simmers. It contains Saddam Hussein. Bush ignores the first pot and lifts the lid on the second.)
The Bush dynasty continues. Este es el tipo que trato de matar a mi tio.* *This is the guy who tried to kill my uncle.
Patriot Act Phase II. Check him out thoroughly; could be an enemy combatant. Energy Task Force. VIP Entrance.
The game is over. Start. Attacks on Israel. Anti-(Americanism). Iraq breaks up. Sunni. Shia. Kurds. Chance. Collect 2004 campaign donation$. Contracts for Bush Buddies. Radical Islamic Regime. Terrorist Attacks. Stock Market (decline). 2nd attempt of Bush Sr. Again. Chance.
No condoms for international family planning. Dunce. I pledge 15 billion dollars for the prevention and treatment of AIDS in Africa. Contradictory Conservatism.
He’s a brutal dictator. He has weapons of mass destruction. He is a menace to people in his own neighborhood. Trusting his sanity and restraint is not an option. I thought I did a pretty good job making it clear that Saddam should disarm.
Pentagon Employees: Government Issued Emergency Escape Hoods in case of Terrorist Attacks. DC Residents: Government Issued Plastic Grocery Bags in case of Terrorist Attacks.
