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Push us back! Push us back! Wa-ay back! Bush Administration moves to weaken Title IX.

January 26, 2003

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Bush Support Drops. Public Questions Economic, Foreign Policies. So, What’ll it be– a tax cut, a terrorism alert, or trot Barney out for an appearance?

January 23, 2003

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Need contraceptives. Moderates.

January 22, 2003

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Human Rights Abusers Commission. Sierra Leone. Cuba. Libya. Cameroon. Saudi Arabia.

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Just don’t have sex. Abstinence Fairy tales.

January 21, 2003

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if we have our way, choice won’t be legal for you. The religious right. Happy 30th anniversary.

January 20, 2003

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White House Admission Quotas (Extra 20 pts for these guys)

January 19, 2003

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I’m stocking up– We’re at war. Contraceptives.

January 16, 2003

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What? He’s just delivering a little pizza� Lobbyists

January 15, 2003

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Now Playing: 30th Anniversary Roe vs. Wade.

January 14, 2003

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I support Bush on this war. Which one? White House takes aim at women’s rights.

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My critics are waging political class warfare.

January 13, 2003

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I suddenly have a craving to pass some reproductive rights legislation.

January 10, 2003

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Dissent. Tomorrow’s enemy combatant.

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Bush renominates Pickering

January 9, 2003

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I want your body. Real men don’t wear condoms. I know. 108th Congress to push for “Partial Birth Abortion” Sham.

January 8, 2003

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Boy genius–Karl–so, when are you taking care of the judiciary so I can run this dictatorship properly?

January 7, 2003

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108th Congress. Restrooms. Men. Incubators.

January 5, 2003

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The Bush administration appoints doctor who advocates reading scripture for PMS to FDA panel on reproductive health. Now I lay me down to sleep, premenstrual cramps down to my feet.

January 3, 2003

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The White House develops the first Human Clone. Women’s Health Issues. Sen. Frist.

January 1, 2003

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Meanwhile, back at the National Archives during its renovation �. US Constitution. (Bible).

December 30, 2002

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Out with the old, in with the new Bush family planning policy.

December 28, 2002

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Move– You’re in my line of fire!! N Korea

December 26, 2002

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Now with Lott gone, we can put this racial divide behind us and become an inclusive party…

December 25, 2002

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Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas

December 24, 2002

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Lott Resigns. Now the party can move on– We’re rid of that anti-choice, conservative, segregationist, Senator. And replacing him with another anti-choice, conservative, senator.

December 21, 2002

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The Bush Administration rejects contraception and endorses abstinence at the UN Population Conference in Bangkok

December 20, 2002

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Come, come on– Daddy needs a new committee chairmanship Lott. Nickles. Frist

December 19, 2002

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US International Family Planning Clinic. Repeat after me: “Not tonight, dear–I have a headache.” Thermometers.

December 18, 2002

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And now for some late-breaking old news – prominent positions in the US government are held by good ol’ boy bigots�As well as Christian fundamentalists and misogynists.

December 17, 2002

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I will not run. Which means I will in 2008.

December 16, 2002

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Following the success of Barney Cam, we bring you the Cheney Cam live from the White House.

December 13, 2002

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Just say no. Quid pro quo. Family planning. Christian right.

December 12, 2002

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The next priest who will be relocated to a different parish to avoid prosecution. Law. Vatican.

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I didn’t mean to offend anyone.

December 11, 2002

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Family planning. A-b-o-r-t-i-o-n. Moron.

December 7, 2002

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Saudi government launches a public relations campaign. I feel your pain.

December 5, 2002

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UN: Women account for half of all AIDS cases worldwide.

December 4, 2002

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Equal access. Yeah – This is a private, rich guys club and our system doesn’t need any reforms. You’re attacking my constitutional rights�Soft money. $ $

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We declare moral bankruptcy.

December 2, 2002

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Bush job approval rating at 65%. I’m a shopping fool.

December 1, 2002

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Captive Asian computer monitors.

November 29, 2002

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There she is, Miss Sharia Law… Nigeria.

November 27, 2002

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I see congress and the Bush administration have shifted their focus to their social agenda.

November 26, 2002

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Happy 21st birthday, ladies! What can I get you? Our usual.

November 25, 2002

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It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Clean air act. GW. Campaign $. Peru pipeline. Halliburton.

November 24, 2002

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Miss Sharia. (Beauty contestants are lined up in bathing suits. Miss Sharia is missing one of her hands.)

November 22, 2002

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Hi! Welcome to the Augusta National Golf Club! Hooties.

November 20, 2002

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