No caption (George Bush has chain saw blades in place of his ears to represent his stance on logging).
President bush will explain his reasons to attack Iraq “in a way that will clearly be articulated to the American people.” – White House Communication Director. “I will carry out this equivocal message to the world.” “We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.” “I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe – I believe what I believe is right.” “If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier – so long as I’m the dictator.” “They misunderestimated me.”
Extra! Extra! Read all about my private, none-of-your-business, personal life! Florida News. Birth Father Notification Law.
Get well soon. Without a prescription drug bill. I’m sorry. Patients’ bill of rights. Will you forgive me in Nov.? Congratulations. Partial Birth Abortion Ban. On yet another anti-abortion bill. You can do it! Budget. (We can’t). Bon Voyage! See you after Labor Day! 107th congressional greeting cards.
Sermon Born Again. There will not be a different standard for corporate America. Hallelujah. Halliburton.
Tips. I want to report some suspicious activity — There’s a guy next door who belongs to a strange group who speak in tongues and handle snakes.
The House expelled a Congressman for accepting bribes in exchange for legislative favors� Only one? Fund-raiser.
No caption. (Grumpy executive sits at a bar. He has a martini in front of him. The olive is on a stick in the shape of downward trend line.)
Divine Secrets of the CEO Brotherhood. Now a major real life drama. A very revealing account about the complex bonds between an Administration and the Corporate World.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the political posturing for which I stand, the Congress, using God, ignoring issues, manipulating and misleading you all. Lieberman 2004.
(singing) You say Palestine I say Palesteen. You say Arafat I say no to that. Palestine, palesteen, Arafat, no to that. (singing) Let’s call the whole thing off.
Eenie, meenie, minie, moe. Catch an enemy combatant by the toe. Passport. United States. If they holler, tell ’em to blow constitution. Eenie meenie minie moe.
Bishops. We’re finally at the top of the roller coaster. The rest of the way is downhill. Accountability.
Dirty Bomb: A weapon, primarily designed to inspire fear and panic. Can range in size from a suitcase to a truck. Ashcroft. G. Bush. Washington DC.
Dems. Pro-choice. ACLU. Environ. Groups. Uncle Dickie? There’s a critic under my bed. Just designate it an enemy combatant and go back to sleep. Aspirin 3:30.
EPA Climate Report. The American people know this about me — had I known that global warming was happening, I would have done everything in my power to protect the American people.
Now: Is this the lady of the house? Later: Is this the left wing, ACLU card carrying feminist of the house?
