No caption (Christmas elves stand beside a conveyor belt of dolls. Some of the toys are dressed as princesses and some are dressed as professionals)
Playing the Cultural Card. Saudi Arabia. Gender Segregation. Wife Beating. No Legal Rights. No Work. No School. Religious Police. The Taliban.
There’s no need for the international community to rebuild Afghanistan. These things have a way of taking care of themselves.
No White House Holiday Tours. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas. It’s beginning to look like a contradiction ev’rywhere you go; Take a look at what we say, to fly and shop away with wire taps and rule of law to go. It’s beginning to look like a contradiction, travel we implore. But the confusing sight you’ll see is the sign that will be on our own front door.
Please-o-please-o-please-o-please-o-please. Don’t let it be a terrorist attack. House Aviation Security Bill. Private Security Firms. Praying for the victims.
I’m sorry, sir — You’ll have to get off. Your resemblance to the Oklahoma City Bomber is making other passengers nervous.
Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what your congressman can do for you. Corporate tax cuts.
I just couldn’t face all the usual stress of shopping and family visits, so I decided to go to the Caribbean for the holidays …
No, it’s not chicken – We’re having stork. The Little Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe decided to take family-planning matters into her own hands.
No caption. (In an image similar to Michelangelo’s The Creation of Adam, God reaches to give a thumbs-down to a terrorist who holds out a rifle.)
No caption. (A missile targets two fleeing members of the Taliban. The eyes of a woman, as seen in a burqa, are in the point of the missile.)
This is so restrictive and uncomfortable — I’m forced to wear it because of misguided, fanatical religious thinking by some people � Tell me about it.
