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Why, yes … it’s easy to see what attracted you both to each other. $

September 7, 2000

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Looks like you’ve shrunk again. Bush coronation. N.H. primary. McCain. S.C. primary and Christian right. Cheney VP pick. Debates. “Major league asshole” comment.

September 6, 2000

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Religious expression in America. Knock it off.

September 1, 2000

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Express Lane of Life.

August 31, 2000

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Lieberman calls for “a constitutional place for faith.”

August 29, 2000

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Al! Al! Enough already!!

August 28, 2000

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Oh, great – eternity in the suburbs. Welcome!

August 24, 2000

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Putin. (X-ray reveals that Putin’s heart is the Soviet hammer and sickle.)

August 23, 2000

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$100 million raised. Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss.

August 22, 2000

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DO YOU MIND?? I’m trying to hear over here!

August 17, 2000

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Boy, you weren’t kidding when you said you were having a bad hair day …

August 10, 2000

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A New Beginning: For the Christian Right. Oh, Happy Day! GW is going to be the next President of the United States! I feel invigorated! No More Choice! No More Gay Rights! No More Campaign Finance Reform! I don’t need my flag wrap today. Those Namby-Pamby Republican Moderates thought we were TOAST after the 92 and 96 elections – HA! With Americans Fat, Dumb & Happy – All it took was one Dopey Democrat President who couldn’t keep his Pants on and BINGO! We’re back in business! I can’t wait to go shopping for new Supreme Court Justices! Let’s go measure the offices!

August 9, 2000

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No caption. (Joe Lieberman holds up Bill Clinton’s oversized pants on Al Gore. Bill Clinton stands pant-less in background.)

August 8, 2000

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My little princess is so exceptional that she takes all her naps without any fuss and always finishes everything on her plate … Sniff sniff. So does my dog. You smell funny.

August 3, 2000

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Surprise! Choice. Bush courts the women’s vote.

July 28, 2000

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All right, ladies – Let’s not perpetuate the stereotype, shall we?

July 27, 2000

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Cheney. Bush. Stand up straight, boy.

July 25, 2000

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No caption. (George W. Bush rides a horse past a rope with a sign. The sign is “Pro-Life Veep.” A hanger is suspended from the bottom of the rope.)

July 21, 2000

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Sale! 40% off. Click. May I start a dressing room for you? I hate shopping where salespeople work for commission.

July 20, 2000

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Don’t mind me – Why don’t I trim your nose hairs while you’re relaxing?

July 13, 2000

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( No caption). Billboard with text of “Big Brother” sits atop building with five windows. At least one surveillance camera is pointed at each window recording the interior activities. The cameras record a woman at her computer, a couple in bed, someone praying, someone speaking at a podium and an exam at the office of obstetrician/gynecologist.

July 10, 2000

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I realize you’re a vegetarian, honey – but I wish you wouldn’t do this every time I barbecue …

July 6, 2000

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Hahahahahahahaha. What’s so funny? What are you watching? Ha ha ha ha haha ha ha. The fall collection of haute couture.

June 29, 2000

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Year of the Tiger. Year of the Duck. Clinton.

June 25, 2000

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Oh look – A new Martha Stewart catalog … Megalomania by mail.

June 22, 2000

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Having problems with your computer again, honey?

June 15, 2000

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In search of a legacy. Bill.

June 8, 2000

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Sir – we’ll have to search your luggage for suitable attire … Departure gates. Propriety. Beep!

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$77 million. Soft money raised. 86.4 million$.

June 7, 2000

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Survivor. How the hell did this happen?

June 2, 2000

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What I really could use is a strong cup of coffee.

June 1, 2000

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Eat anything and lose 30 lbs. in 2 weeks! Oh, come on – I can’t even do that …

May 25, 2000

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Kind of takes you back, doesn’t it? Clubhouse. Girls – keep out.

May 18, 2000

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Cookies. It’s Hillary’s fault. It’s Hillary’s fault. It’s Hillary’s fault.

May 16, 2000

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NRA. (Oversized baby sits in high chair. It holds a machine gun in its mouth. The gun is pointed in the direction of a female caregiver.)

May 12, 2000

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India 1 Billion. Patriarchy.

May 11, 2000

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I hate it when she does this …

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Not. Legally. False. (President Bill Clinton, as a trapeze artist, twists on a rope.)

May 9, 2000

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Legacies. (A statue of President Bill Clinton includes a fig leaf. It is next to that of a republican who carries a net and is on a base of microphones.)

May 8, 2000

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State Dept. ? (Man holds key chains which all include small laptops.)

May 5, 2000

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Gene-altered foods.

May 4, 2000

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Those were the good old days! When men were men and women … weren’t voting?

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Ain’t I a stinker?

May 2, 2000

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(No caption). Caricature of Jim Lehrer, host of the PBS’ News Hour.

May 1, 2000

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Apples? Don’t you have any chips or anything? Kids nowadays – all they want is junkfood.

April 27, 2000

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Symbols of America. (Statue of Liberty. Baseball. Apple Pie. Flag. Police State.)

April 23, 2000

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Ping!

April 20, 2000

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Tic tic tic. Ding! Ok – my turn to adjust the thermostat.

April 13, 2000

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