Censored. Censored. This is not protected under the first amendment. Special Interests. Unless she’s an elected official attending a campaign fundraiser.
Don’t worry, dear – You’re not supposed to think the 3 Stooges are funny … Girls mature faster than boy.
Gasoline prices are increasing. Interest rates go up again. A Twinkie shortage is imminent. I can’t take it any more!!
Women voters are too emotional! They always lean toward the more liberal candidate … They can’t make a rational decision about the issues – they just go for the touchy-feely type. Whack! You’re right – We’re too emotional.
Oh, don’t worry, honey – Having dinner with your parents won’t be that bad. Now, dear, about the direction of your life.
You never call! You never visit! All the other Red Riding Hoods … Where’s that wolf when you need him?
*burp* Time to make an appointment for liposuction. Report: The number of overweight people in the world equals the number of malnourished people.
Use stairs in case of an emergency. It says here that the U.S. population will double in 100 years. Looks like we’ve already achieved that.
Women competing in world-class sporting events, women commanding space shuttle missions; gee, next thing you know there will be equal pay.
Player ordered by Commissioner Selig to under psychological testing. Doctor to administer psychological testing on player. Doctor to administer to administer psychological testing on Commissioner Selig.
(No caption). Mo walks past a large man drinking a “Grande” cola and a big woman carrying a shopping bag labeled “Plus Fashions”. As she continues, she walks down stairs that parallel an up escalator that carries several large individuals. Signs on the wall include “Lose Weight Quick 1-800-Exerciz”, “Eat Your Way to Thinness”, “Dr. Atkins Hi-Fat Diet” and “In Case of Emergency Use Stairs”. Mo continues past vending machines where a variety of large people are making purchases. She next comes to a fast food restaurants where patrons are indulging on a variety of large portions of diverse foods. Her walk continues past a newsstand that features a newspaper with the headline “US Population to Double in 2100” about which she says “No joke”.
Mo. Conservative Chic. A Washington, DC Fashion Show. Accessorize with a wraparound Fire-Resistant Flag … Reversible to the 1st Amendment for those nasty Campaign Finance debates. So simplistic! So All-American! So overdone. Add a Puritan Hat for that “Thrice-divorced” look. Retro Always Right, Always Regressive. When you need something to throw on for that Quick Dash to the Market … So Rigid! So Restrictive! Fundamentalism Chic. So depressing.
I will take part in an official ceremony in Tiananmen Square because this is where the Chinese government receives visiting heads of state Moral leadership.
We must kill it, drive a stake through it’s heart, bury it and hope it never rises again to terrorize the American people. A Woman’s Right to Choose. Forbes.
This message is for the Miami Herald: If you don’t stop criticizing me, I’m going to do away with your 1st amendment rights. – Mayor Xavier Suarez.
We’ll be back after these messages to discuss our next guest’s future political plans. Ferraro. I’m running for the democratic nomination in the New York senatorial race.
How we thought our bodies would develop in the high-tech, modern world. How our bodies have actually developed.
